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[notsolomon]

This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***

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[notsolomon]

Among other things.

No I wouldn't. I do not want to be forced into one of those things you call a "shotgun wedding" either.

[babermetrics]

Thats what condoms are for!

[notsolomon]

You are truly disgusting.

[babermetrics]

Whats disgusting about condoms??? you lost me

[notsolomon]

You just do not mention something like that so blatantly.

[babermetrics]

Youre such a prude!

[notsolomon]

No, I merely have the class to not talk about such matters over the gadget.

[babermetrics]

Whats it matter? Are you saying youd rather meet up to discuss protection in person lmao

[notsolomon]

No. I would rather not discuss it at all.

[babermetrics]

That doesnt help my boredom so I'll let you come up with a new topic.....

[notsolomon]

Why do I need to relieve your boredom?

Do you not have any other friends?

[babermetrics]

Are you kidding?? I texted like six people

Arent you bored too?

[notsolomon]

Maybe a little.

What do you do when you are not pursuing women or sleeping in the library? And it isn't raining out.

[babermetrics]

I go out a lot cuz I get bored if Im by myself too long....... I hang out at the arcade and go shopping and stuff like that

But I cant really do that stuff right now yknow? I have video games of my own too

[notsolomon]

What kind of games? Are they like ViViD?

I haven't had a chance to go out much lately. My butler is still rather sick.

[babermetrics]

[Forget the games for the moment, this is important:]

YOU HAVE A BUTLER???

[notsolomon]

Yes.

He also works at the flower shop.

Why?

[babermetrics]

THATS SO COOL

I never knew anyone who had a for real butler before!!

Except probably Togami

So does he bring you everything you want???

[notsolomon]

I suppose it would be rather novel for you.

But yes, pretty much. He also keeps the house for me and always makes sure I am well fed. It's convenient.

[babermetrics]

Is he a robot you bought here or a real butler from home or what?? I guess probably this place has butlers for hire too. I had no idea you were that rich!

[notsolomon]

He's perfectly real and normal.

[As normal as a angel who committed identity theft to get into your service could be.]

My family is older than the Queen's. So of course we have some wealth. Or we did.

[Oh oops, he didn't mean to text that last little bit.]

[babermetrics]

What happened? I mean besides the world getting destroyed. If thats even true

woops, wrong journal

[notsolomon]

fine.

My Uncle bankrupted me and disappeared.

Do you know how they treat a noble who is poor? Poorly.

I've totally been there

[babermetrics]

Wow........ I didnt know

That sucks. So youll show them all by becoming prime minister?

Hey you can totally do it!! screw that guy!

[notsolomon]

Why would you? We have only talked three times now.

I was going to become prime minister anyways.

But I am going to do it. And give him a good talking to when he climbs out of whatever hole he fell into.