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[notsolomon]

This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***

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[notsolomon]

I suppose it would be rather novel for you.

But yes, pretty much. He also keeps the house for me and always makes sure I am well fed. It's convenient.

[babermetrics]

Is he a robot you bought here or a real butler from home or what?? I guess probably this place has butlers for hire too. I had no idea you were that rich!

[notsolomon]

He's perfectly real and normal.

[As normal as a angel who committed identity theft to get into your service could be.]

My family is older than the Queen's. So of course we have some wealth. Or we did.

[Oh oops, he didn't mean to text that last little bit.]

[babermetrics]

What happened? I mean besides the world getting destroyed. If thats even true

woops, wrong journal

[notsolomon]

fine.

My Uncle bankrupted me and disappeared.

Do you know how they treat a noble who is poor? Poorly.

I've totally been there

[babermetrics]

Wow........ I didnt know

That sucks. So youll show them all by becoming prime minister?

Hey you can totally do it!! screw that guy!

[notsolomon]

Why would you? We have only talked three times now.

I was going to become prime minister anyways.

But I am going to do it. And give him a good talking to when he climbs out of whatever hole he fell into.

[babermetrics]

Did he just blow it all? You hear about celebrities doing that....... never heard of a politician doing it though

But its not like I pay a lot of attention to politicians

except you I guess lol

[notsolomon]

Uncle Barton has no talent for investing and at times unfortunate interest in ancient ruins. For all I know, he's probably sick with Malaria in some undiscovered part of Africa. It wouldn't surprise me.

Well why wouldn't you? They're the ones in charge. One should always know why their daily life is being made more difficult.

Though the newspaper is kind of useless in this place.

[babermetrics]

I heard I was in it but I didnt even notice because who actually reads newspapers anymore? Probably you do but I mean in modern times!

This sucks...... Id invite you over but how would you even get here in the rain

If this place is so futuristic why cant we teleport yet man

[notsolomon]

I do it out of habit at this point. And I wouldn't know if your name was there, because I usually just skim. It's all stupid nonsense like horoscopes and fluff.

The rain would be a problem wouldn't it? And Kevin would probably panic if I left right now. He's been jumpy.

That is a good question. Demons do it easily enough back home, it should be easy to replicate.

[babermetrics]

What the hell are you talking about?????

[This is the first he's heard about any demons, and so casually . . . what?!]

DEMONS???

[notsolomon]

Yes Demons.

I know a few.

[babermetrics]

Is that totally normal in your world????????

[notsolomon]

Not really.

I would assume not in yours either.

[babermetrics]

Hell no!! Theres no such thing as demons in my world..... I think

So are you special or something?? Are you like a witch

[notsolomon]

Maybe you do and just don't know it. I didn't believe in them either, until they refused to leave me alone.

We have a contract. Or rather, my ancestor had a contract with them. So I have it as well.

And I can do some magic, but I am not a witch or anything like that. I just practice for self defense.

[babermetrics]

Dude I never thought Id say this to you because youre a total nerd but YOU ARE SO COOL.....

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SOME STUFFY GEEK BUT YOU HAVE A BUTLER AND YOU CAN DO MAGIC AND STUFF WHAT THE HELL???

[notsolomon]

Is this some kind of sarcasm from you?

And most of that stuff isn't cool having a butler is pretty normal for someone of my station.

[babermetrics]

Im totally not being sarcastic!! my uncles pretty rich but still not like butler rich so Im kinda blown away here! SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME SOME MAGIC

[notsolomon]

Kevin is pretty amazing, to be honest, so you should be impressed.


Ask nicely and if this rainfall doesn't flood us out, I probably will.

[babermetrics]

Are you gonna make me say please

[notsolomon]

Maybe.

Just to see if I can get you to do it.

[babermetrics]

Hey I can totally be a gentleman! I usually save that for the ladies though

[notsolomon]

Well even scoundrels are capable of saying please.




Do you actually have a lot of success with women?