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William Twining ([personal profile] notsolomon) wrote2015-05-15 09:52 pm
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This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You really don't think a guy talking about how you're his future husband isn't even a little interested? Is this some weird cultural thing or what? So like, what if I came up to you all, "Yo William, lookin' forward to our honeymoon night!" or something? You wouldn't think for a second that maybe I wanted the D?

—I mean, I don't, that was just an example!

[Now he kind of feels like he needs to compensate for this whole conversation by very heterosexually beating in Kazuya's face over that dumb nickname. Dammit. He huffs and sits back against the couch, arms crossed.]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Heh . . . I'm kinda flattered, actually. So what kinda context was it that made you so sure it wasn't him flirting with you? 'Cuz I'm not so sure myself.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? What kinda problem? This somethin' I know about?

[He sobers a little, relaxing against the couch and watching William. Maybe they should be having drinks . . . ]

—You want a beer?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets up and heads for the fridge, calling out behind him:]

Hey, if you wanna talk about it, it's cool! I won't freak out, I promise! I mean . . . I wanted you to come over for that kinda thing . . . 'cuz there's stuff like that that we haven't talked about.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds kinda serious . . .

[He comes back around the back of the couch from the kitchen, setting an open Asahi down in front of William, then flopping back down next to him, beer in hand.]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-17 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Uh . . . not a lot? I never really thought about it before.

[Well, this isn't what he expected. He sips his beer, watching William attentively. Hmm . . . ]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah . . . ?

[Wait, there's really only one place this can be going. Leon sits up even more, frowning thoughtfully.]

So, what, you're his reincarnation? Is that it?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-20 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Man, that's crazy . . . I never thought a lot about this kinda thing. Memories, huh? Of the past? That's totally freaky! I gotta say, if some rando told me this, I wouldn't even believe them!

[But he knows William better.

And he's not bothered; it's weird, yeah, but not weird in a way that affects him, that he knows of. It's just interesting. He leans forward a little, his attention got.]


That's why you can summon demons or whatever?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah . . .

[He hadn't thought about that aspect before, and as it sinks in, he frowns, looking a bit offended on William's behalf.]

What the hell, you're you! Even if you used to be someone else, you're you now! Tell those guys to screw off! You don't need any ancestor to be cool, man.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, are you saying he, like, possesses you?

[Okay, now he's getting why this might be a big deal, or something he'd want to know. That's pretty freaky to think about—both from William's perspective and Leon's. He blinks, trying to fit this into his head.]

. . . What's he like? I mean, I've gotta know what to look out for!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-26 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[That sounds . . .

Kind of perfect for William, actually. And hilarious, judging by that tone, by the look on his face. Leon can't help but laugh, sorry bro. It's not that he enjoys William's pain or anything . . . but in this context? It sounds like this old man might be good for him.]


Ha ha! So in other words,if you ever loosen up some, I'll know you're possessed?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-28 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha, sorry, sorry! I get it, man . . . that sounds freaky. If it was me I'd go crazy thinking someone else could just take my body, y'know? But the way you said it was kinda funny!

[Wait a sec. He gets over his laughing fit and considers William. Hmm.]

So are you saying he takes over if you're, like, in danger?

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