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William Twining ([personal profile] notsolomon) wrote2015-05-15 09:52 pm
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This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-13 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're so rude on the phone and so polite when you actually show up, you dick!

[But he's grinning and cheerful, waving at William from the couch. So not all of what he wants to discuss is cheerful . . . and he still hasn't figured out how to even work up to that in conversation. Maybe he won't. He's ready, but maybe the time's not right—

But whatever! That'll work itself out. Right now, he still feels pretty good; it's always good to have a friend over. Even a dick! A dick eclair like William!]


—Thanks for comin'.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-14 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah . . . couple o' things.

[He shifts closer on the couch—not too close, not touching, but like, intimate conversation level.

First things first:]


. . . Sorry about that whole future husband thing, first off!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-15 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I just didn't mean to make things awkward! I mean, I definitely figured that if a guy's saying stuff like that, you're—together, or something! . . . So you never told him you're not into dudes even though he was calling you that?

[He'd known from context already that that had to have been true, but damn, he's still surprised. How long had that Kaz guy been dropping hints William hadn't picked up on yet?]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, I mean everyone figures everyone's straight unless they "come out" or whatever, but it's different if a guy's actually hitting on you . . . you've gotta learn how to let a dude down gently, man. Not that I'd know! I've never been hit on by a guy! I think!

[MAYBE HE WAS JUST, SOOOOO STRAIGHT, HE DIDN'T NOTICE! YEAH!]

If he actually calls me Lion-O I'm gonna seriously wreck him. Like, I can't be held responsible for that shit, y'know? Just a warning!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You really don't think a guy talking about how you're his future husband isn't even a little interested? Is this some weird cultural thing or what? So like, what if I came up to you all, "Yo William, lookin' forward to our honeymoon night!" or something? You wouldn't think for a second that maybe I wanted the D?

—I mean, I don't, that was just an example!

[Now he kind of feels like he needs to compensate for this whole conversation by very heterosexually beating in Kazuya's face over that dumb nickname. Dammit. He huffs and sits back against the couch, arms crossed.]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Heh . . . I'm kinda flattered, actually. So what kinda context was it that made you so sure it wasn't him flirting with you? 'Cuz I'm not so sure myself.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? What kinda problem? This somethin' I know about?

[He sobers a little, relaxing against the couch and watching William. Maybe they should be having drinks . . . ]

—You want a beer?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets up and heads for the fridge, calling out behind him:]

Hey, if you wanna talk about it, it's cool! I won't freak out, I promise! I mean . . . I wanted you to come over for that kinda thing . . . 'cuz there's stuff like that that we haven't talked about.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-16 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds kinda serious . . .

[He comes back around the back of the couch from the kitchen, setting an open Asahi down in front of William, then flopping back down next to him, beer in hand.]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-17 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Uh . . . not a lot? I never really thought about it before.

[Well, this isn't what he expected. He sips his beer, watching William attentively. Hmm . . . ]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah . . . ?

[Wait, there's really only one place this can be going. Leon sits up even more, frowning thoughtfully.]

So, what, you're his reincarnation? Is that it?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-20 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Man, that's crazy . . . I never thought a lot about this kinda thing. Memories, huh? Of the past? That's totally freaky! I gotta say, if some rando told me this, I wouldn't even believe them!

[But he knows William better.

And he's not bothered; it's weird, yeah, but not weird in a way that affects him, that he knows of. It's just interesting. He leans forward a little, his attention got.]


That's why you can summon demons or whatever?
babermetrics: (people are printing out dildos)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah . . .

[He hadn't thought about that aspect before, and as it sinks in, he frowns, looking a bit offended on William's behalf.]

What the hell, you're you! Even if you used to be someone else, you're you now! Tell those guys to screw off! You don't need any ancestor to be cool, man.

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