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[notsolomon]

This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***

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[babermetrics]

Youre such a prude!

[notsolomon]

No, I merely have the class to not talk about such matters over the gadget.

[babermetrics]

Whats it matter? Are you saying youd rather meet up to discuss protection in person lmao

[notsolomon]

No. I would rather not discuss it at all.

[babermetrics]

That doesnt help my boredom so I'll let you come up with a new topic.....

[notsolomon]

Why do I need to relieve your boredom?

Do you not have any other friends?

[babermetrics]

Are you kidding?? I texted like six people

Arent you bored too?

[notsolomon]

Maybe a little.

What do you do when you are not pursuing women or sleeping in the library? And it isn't raining out.

[babermetrics]

I go out a lot cuz I get bored if Im by myself too long....... I hang out at the arcade and go shopping and stuff like that

But I cant really do that stuff right now yknow? I have video games of my own too

[notsolomon]

What kind of games? Are they like ViViD?

I haven't had a chance to go out much lately. My butler is still rather sick.

[babermetrics]

[Forget the games for the moment, this is important:]

YOU HAVE A BUTLER???

[notsolomon]

Yes.

He also works at the flower shop.

Why?

[babermetrics]

THATS SO COOL

I never knew anyone who had a for real butler before!!

Except probably Togami

So does he bring you everything you want???

[notsolomon]

I suppose it would be rather novel for you.

But yes, pretty much. He also keeps the house for me and always makes sure I am well fed. It's convenient.

[babermetrics]

Is he a robot you bought here or a real butler from home or what?? I guess probably this place has butlers for hire too. I had no idea you were that rich!

[notsolomon]

He's perfectly real and normal.

[As normal as a angel who committed identity theft to get into your service could be.]

My family is older than the Queen's. So of course we have some wealth. Or we did.

[Oh oops, he didn't mean to text that last little bit.]

[babermetrics]

What happened? I mean besides the world getting destroyed. If thats even true

woops, wrong journal

[notsolomon]

fine.

My Uncle bankrupted me and disappeared.

Do you know how they treat a noble who is poor? Poorly.

I've totally been there

[babermetrics]

Wow........ I didnt know

That sucks. So youll show them all by becoming prime minister?

Hey you can totally do it!! screw that guy!

[notsolomon]

Why would you? We have only talked three times now.

I was going to become prime minister anyways.

But I am going to do it. And give him a good talking to when he climbs out of whatever hole he fell into.

[babermetrics]

Did he just blow it all? You hear about celebrities doing that....... never heard of a politician doing it though

But its not like I pay a lot of attention to politicians

except you I guess lol

[notsolomon]

Uncle Barton has no talent for investing and at times unfortunate interest in ancient ruins. For all I know, he's probably sick with Malaria in some undiscovered part of Africa. It wouldn't surprise me.

Well why wouldn't you? They're the ones in charge. One should always know why their daily life is being made more difficult.

Though the newspaper is kind of useless in this place.

[babermetrics]

I heard I was in it but I didnt even notice because who actually reads newspapers anymore? Probably you do but I mean in modern times!

This sucks...... Id invite you over but how would you even get here in the rain

If this place is so futuristic why cant we teleport yet man

[notsolomon]

I do it out of habit at this point. And I wouldn't know if your name was there, because I usually just skim. It's all stupid nonsense like horoscopes and fluff.

The rain would be a problem wouldn't it? And Kevin would probably panic if I left right now. He's been jumpy.

That is a good question. Demons do it easily enough back home, it should be easy to replicate.

[babermetrics]

What the hell are you talking about?????

[This is the first he's heard about any demons, and so casually . . . what?!]

DEMONS???