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William Twining ([personal profile] notsolomon) wrote2015-05-15 09:52 pm
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This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***
babermetrics: (workshopping some atrocious slogans)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-01 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
That totally depends on what the goals are . . . you gonna take over the world? Just kidding!

[He says, and then waits for William to actually answer it, just in case he wasn't actually kidding, which he wasn't if he was right.]
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-03 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha, no way! What would you even do with it, huh?

[He snorts and takes another bite of pizza, finally. Whether or not it should be taken seriously, William's big talk is pretty hilarious, and a very special kind of charming.]
babermetrics: (that's my fetish.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-04-04 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[The only way to stop eating pizza is to run out of pizza, this is a well known fact.]

Heh, seriously . . . you're so weird! You go from sounding like supervillain to hero in like two sentences, what's up with that?