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William Twining ([personal profile] notsolomon) wrote2015-05-15 09:52 pm
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This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***
babermetrics: (shitty trash asshole)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
—Yeah.

[He takes a deep breath, shaking it off, and turns to flash William a smile. It's a little less convincing than usual . . . but he's not entirely faking it or anything. What's the point of dwelling on all that, anyway? It's not like he wants to talk about it or anything. How would he ever explain . . .

It's better like this, with William here to give him something else to think about instead of sifting through all that crap again. He does that plenty on his own.]


You ready? You've never used a console before, right? That's just like a video game in your house instead of the arcade.
babermetrics: (stop getting rude and start getting nude)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-18 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you really gotta stop sayin' stuff like that to a guy who's totally treating you to pizza 'cuz he wanted to hang out . . .

[They're like one button-push confirmation away from starting their battle, but it's time to take a time out to complain about William's sore winning propensities first.]
babermetrics: (BIG BUFF CHEETO PUFF)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-19 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Heh.

[He eases off, leaning to bump up against William's shoulder, companionable. Good answer.]

Thanks for comin' over! . . . For me to kick your ass!

[Can't get too touching now, can we?]
babermetrics: (fucking idiot bird got owned)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-20 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
So you're admitting you ain't perfect! Heh, we'll see how you handle this . . . go!

[He says, and presses his button to confirm.

Of course, William needs to press his too, so it's not as cool and dramatic a moment as Leon was hoping for.]
babermetrics: (my opinion. unfollow if u must.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Wonder if this guy's ever met Togami . . .

he thinks. Sounds like it would either be hilarious to watch, or torture to be in the same room as. Well, right now, Leon's got to focus on not getting totally owned this first round, because how embarrassing would that be? He advances on William's character from the other side of the screen—better get one of those punches in soon.]
babermetrics: (BIG BUFF CHEETO PUFF)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep. He sure does. Leon doesn't gloat too much; he's pretty aware of his advantage right now, and savoring it while it lasts. It'd be overdoing it to act like he just totally got in an awesome hit.

But he does grin over at William. He can't help it.

(That leaves him open, too.)]
babermetrics: (netflix gothic)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-26 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ow, hey! I totally let you have that one! Don't make me get serious on your first try!

[Please don't, that'd be embarrassing. But he can tell that time is fast approaching, and turns some of his attention back onto the screen to launch a counterattack.]
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
You do know this's supposed to be for fun, right?

[Spoken like someone who just got a hit in, of course. He doesn't relent this time, since William was kind enough to ask him not to! and immediately moves in for another low sweep of his lady's lovely legs.]

But yeah, 'course it's trickier when this's your first time!
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-28 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be no fun if you weren't any challenge, y'know? I had enough of that in my life, ha ha!

[Not that he likes losing, either. But baseball . . . well, okay, maybe he'd liked baseball some, like just a little, the teeniest tiniest bit, but it sure wasn't because it was "fun" to completely destroy every opponent the world could send his way.

. . . Mostly.

He tries to jump to dodge the charge, but he's half a second too late. WOMAN DOWN.]
babermetrics: (netflix gothic)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-02-29 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't talkin' about video games—ah, shit! Shit shit shit shit shit one sec—

[Dammit, he needs to concentrate! Stupid prodigy William! It's time to get serious. It's time to bust out . . . a special move.

Well, first he's got to get close enough to William's character, though. That's the downside of the Special Move.]
babermetrics: (HYPER SELF-PLEASURE)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-03-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha! As soon as William's within reach, he makes the grab and connects, flinging the dude off across the screen in a shower of blood. It's not enough to entirely take him down, but that health bar just plummeted to close to nothing. HELL YEAAAAAAAH!]

Ha haaaa! Now who's desperate, huh?!

[He pumps a fist, rocking back against the couch with glee.]
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-03-03 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY DUDE. Leon almost panics at that sheer display of balls, but Ninja Fan Girl has a medium-range attack with her Ninja Fans, and he throws one once William is within range but before he can connect, taking him out.

Thank god, that might have been really embarrassing.

He doesn't get the badass gory special ending, though.]


Ha haaa! Gotcha! Man, that was cool! You totally catch on quick!
babermetrics: (workshopping some atrocious slogans)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-03-04 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah, that was just number one! Don't think I'm gonna let you get away yet! I dunno about redeem yourself, though . . .

[He laughs, all bright smiles, and then the doorbell rings. Whoops. Pizza has good timing. (Maybe CERES is watching them and deliberately waited until they didn't have to pause the game? Don't think about that . . . )

He hauls himself off the couch to go grab it.]

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