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[notsolomon]

This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***

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[babermetrics]

What the hell are you talking about?????

[This is the first he's heard about any demons, and so casually . . . what?!]

DEMONS???

[notsolomon]

Yes Demons.

I know a few.

[babermetrics]

Is that totally normal in your world????????

[notsolomon]

Not really.

I would assume not in yours either.

[babermetrics]

Hell no!! Theres no such thing as demons in my world..... I think

So are you special or something?? Are you like a witch

[notsolomon]

Maybe you do and just don't know it. I didn't believe in them either, until they refused to leave me alone.

We have a contract. Or rather, my ancestor had a contract with them. So I have it as well.

And I can do some magic, but I am not a witch or anything like that. I just practice for self defense.

[babermetrics]

Dude I never thought Id say this to you because youre a total nerd but YOU ARE SO COOL.....

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SOME STUFFY GEEK BUT YOU HAVE A BUTLER AND YOU CAN DO MAGIC AND STUFF WHAT THE HELL???

[notsolomon]

Is this some kind of sarcasm from you?

And most of that stuff isn't cool having a butler is pretty normal for someone of my station.

[babermetrics]

Im totally not being sarcastic!! my uncles pretty rich but still not like butler rich so Im kinda blown away here! SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME SOME MAGIC

[notsolomon]

Kevin is pretty amazing, to be honest, so you should be impressed.


Ask nicely and if this rainfall doesn't flood us out, I probably will.

[babermetrics]

Are you gonna make me say please

[notsolomon]

Maybe.

Just to see if I can get you to do it.

[babermetrics]

Hey I can totally be a gentleman! I usually save that for the ladies though

[notsolomon]

Well even scoundrels are capable of saying please.




Do you actually have a lot of success with women?

[babermetrics]

Im in a dry spell right now you could say....... but usually yeah, I used to go on dates like more than once a week

sucks I haven't had much luck here but Ive been kinda distracted anyway with disappearing and almost dying and the rest of this crap

[notsolomon]

Wouldn't that become a little tedious?


Well yes, there is that. What do you mean by disappearing? Or is it just arriving in this place?

[babermetrics]

I meant the stuff ceres was doing before. all that bullshit they pulled right before this..... like your memories and my eyesight

youre kidding about the dates right lol. youve obviously never been on a good date

[notsolomon]

Oh yes, that. Hopefully it never happens again.

Are you sleeping better now?

Until I came here, I didn't even know what a date was. So it is kind of impossible for me to have had a bad one.

[babermetrics]

.......dude how repressed IS your world

and Im fine!

[Ugh, now he's the guy who has trouble sleeping . . . ]

[notsolomon]

More than yours apparently.

Well good. You looked terrible.