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William Twining ([personal profile] notsolomon) wrote2015-05-15 09:52 pm
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This is William Twining. I shall reply to your message at my earliest convenience. Thank you. ***BEEP***
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's say it's this NSFW true classic of the Western canon.

Leon reads it—well, he gets to "summon me to a midday assignation" and then skips forward to look for anything that isn't that. Skipping to the bottom, he gets to the word prick, reads that part with a disbelieving laugh, and then kinda goes backwards until he gets to "don't decide to suddenly go cruising," and reads that part over, and just fucking loses it.]


Holy, ha ha, oh my god! What?! Are you friggin' serious?! Dude, this's a prank, right?! Where'd you even find this?! You're tooootally screwing with me! That ain't history! No way!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
He's a famous poet and this's the kinda thing he wrote? C'mon, man, I could be a famous poet if it's like that! I could one hundred percent produce "art" like this!

. . . So what's "supinated" mean?

[God. He's wiping literal tears from his eyes after that. Who knew dudes got famous for telling chicks they want to screw them nine times in a row? Leon's so ready to become a famous poet.]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So if you use fancy words to say that you just ate and you're lying down in bed with a boner and you want this chick to come ride it nine times . . . that'll get you remembered for, uh, how old is this poem again? Like a thousand years?

. . . You think it worked on the girl?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-15 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, seriously?! This just keeps getting crazier! So was he in love with a hooker, or did he just write this kinda stuff every time he wanted to screw anyone, even if he was paying for it?

[He is so into history right now. Who knew this was possible? History can be cool?!]
babermetrics: (that's my fetish.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
This whole thing's like a soap opera! . . . Man, I was a hundred percent right. Nothin' ever really changes, huh?

[William, a guy from across the world and a hundred-whatever years ago, has things in common with Leon, who has things in common with the ancient Roman nine-times-a-day dude . . . it's crazy to think about.

Kinda comforting, too. He flops back on the couch, propping up his feet and grinning over at William.]


Maybe if I asked Kirigiri or Togami about you or somethin', they'd be like, oh yeah, we totally learned about that dude in class, were you asleep? He was a famous politician in England a hundred years ago!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know! Alternate worlds and stuff, right? Heh . . . I mean, I kinda hope you ain't from my world, 'cuz if you are, I've got real bad news about how stuff ends up.

[His smile weakens some, though his face doesn't entirely fall. This topic's not exactly a thrill to get into either, but in a way it hits less close to home than the whole being dead thing, even though they're directly related. No reason to hide one and not the other.]
babermetrics: (stop trying to make science fun)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I dunno about that.

[He sighs, still relaxed, but a little more sullen about it. And picks up his beer again. What a good idea having a beer is at a time like this.]

It ain't like it's ended yet, but it's real messed up. I didn't really get to see it . . . but I hear it's bad. I don't even know if I'd recognize my life anymore, man.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-16 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . I dunno yet what I'm gonna do. Ah, I talked to Mosley about it . . . 'cuz I figured I couldn't, right? I'm dead, what'm I gonna go back to? Being dead? I guess I could do that if I wanted, he said that, but—no way! No chance! I'm not gonna just accept that!

[He stares down at the mouth of his beer, just because he has nothing else to look at as he thinks.]

He said they can send me back in time with my memories so I can try and change the past, but it's gonna cost me.
babermetrics: (it's great. it's crack.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-17 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
. . . A whole lot. Like, I'm gonna have to save up for years kinda lot. But my other options are living here forever and goin' back without remembering anything so I can't really do shit about it . . .

[He sighs. It sucks, but on the other hand, he's a little grateful sometimes for how out of his hands the decision is.]

I figure I'll stick around here making money or whatever and just see what happens. Who knows, right? Maybe we'll kick CERES to the curb and it'll be better to stay here forever after all! Or maybe not, I dunno. I can't even plan stuff like that out right now . . .
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask about wherever . . . and he said it works different for dead and alive people. It was kinda complicated. Why, you thinkin' about skipping outta your world?

[That's an interesting thought. Or maybe the best option really is to overthrow CERES, claim the colony for themselves, and everyone can just live there in peace, or maybe even visit . . .

Leon doesn't spend a lot of time thinking about how he's going to miss his friends here someday, but he sure is having a pang of it right now.]
babermetrics: (would you like apples or bees?)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-17 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . Yeah. Yeah, why worry about it yet, right?

[You are here as well . . .

Shit, how's he supposed to express how hearing that makes him feel? This is dumb! It's a normal thing to say, right? Obviously everyone's happy to have their friends around! You just take that for granted, or they wouldn't be your friends in the first place, right? So why does he feel all tight about it? Why does William saying that make it so hard to swallow?

What do you even say to acknowledge that feeling?

You probably just don't. He decides not to, not wanting to risk getting all—sappy or whatever. But after a beat, he does reach over to smack William companionably on the shoulder. It means, you too bro, or maybe more like please don't leave me.

Smack.]


Who even knows what's gonna happen between now and then? Right? That's how I see it! For now all we can do is go with it and see what happens!