Heh, I dunno about that. I don't think of you as that guy, so don't worry! I mean "the awful depressing one." It's cool, man . . . I mean, there's stuff, ah, I was gonna tell you some stuff too, but it ain't any better . . .

[He sighs and picks up his beer. What a great time for some more of this.]

Your life sounds crazy, but you still came out pretty cool.