Look I wanted to talk about some stuff with you........
you wanna do text or come over? dont worry I dont have an 18+ present for you yet
but I will!
you wanna do text or come over? dont worry I dont have an 18+ present for you yet
but I will!
Sure lets hang out
Its GONNA be on your mind after I get it for you
Its GONNA be on your mind after I get it for you
Hey I dont have it YET so you can breathe easy lol
Its open when you get here!
Its open when you get here!
You're so rude on the phone and so polite when you actually show up, you dick!
[But he's grinning and cheerful, waving at William from the couch. So not all of what he wants to discuss is cheerful . . . and he still hasn't figured out how to even work up to that in conversation. Maybe he won't. He's ready, but maybe the time's not right—
But whatever! That'll work itself out. Right now, he still feels pretty good; it's always good to have a friend over. Even a dick! A dick eclair like William!]
—Thanks for comin'.
[But he's grinning and cheerful, waving at William from the couch. So not all of what he wants to discuss is cheerful . . . and he still hasn't figured out how to even work up to that in conversation. Maybe he won't. He's ready, but maybe the time's not right—
But whatever! That'll work itself out. Right now, he still feels pretty good; it's always good to have a friend over. Even a dick! A dick eclair like William!]
—Thanks for comin'.
Yeah . . . couple o' things.
[He shifts closer on the couch—not too close, not touching, but like, intimate conversation level.
First things first:]
. . . Sorry about that whole future husband thing, first off!
[He shifts closer on the couch—not too close, not touching, but like, intimate conversation level.
First things first:]
. . . Sorry about that whole future husband thing, first off!
I just didn't mean to make things awkward! I mean, I definitely figured that if a guy's saying stuff like that, you're—together, or something! . . . So you never told him you're not into dudes even though he was calling you that?
[He'd known from context already that that had to have been true, but damn, he's still surprised. How long had that Kaz guy been dropping hints William hadn't picked up on yet?]
[He'd known from context already that that had to have been true, but damn, he's still surprised. How long had that Kaz guy been dropping hints William hadn't picked up on yet?]
Well, yeah, I mean everyone figures everyone's straight unless they "come out" or whatever, but it's different if a guy's actually hitting on you . . . you've gotta learn how to let a dude down gently, man. Not that I'd know! I've never been hit on by a guy! I think!
[MAYBE HE WAS JUST, SOOOOO STRAIGHT, HE DIDN'T NOTICE! YEAH!]
If he actually calls me Lion-O I'm gonna seriously wreck him. Like, I can't be held responsible for that shit, y'know? Just a warning!
[MAYBE HE WAS JUST, SOOOOO STRAIGHT, HE DIDN'T NOTICE! YEAH!]
If he actually calls me Lion-O I'm gonna seriously wreck him. Like, I can't be held responsible for that shit, y'know? Just a warning!
You really don't think a guy talking about how you're his future husband isn't even a little interested? Is this some weird cultural thing or what? So like, what if I came up to you all, "Yo William, lookin' forward to our honeymoon night!" or something? You wouldn't think for a second that maybe I wanted the D?
—I mean, I don't, that was just an example!
[Now he kind of feels like he needs to compensate for this whole conversation by very heterosexually beating in Kazuya's face over that dumb nickname. Dammit. He huffs and sits back against the couch, arms crossed.]
—I mean, I don't, that was just an example!
[Now he kind of feels like he needs to compensate for this whole conversation by very heterosexually beating in Kazuya's face over that dumb nickname. Dammit. He huffs and sits back against the couch, arms crossed.]
Heh . . . I'm kinda flattered, actually. So what kinda context was it that made you so sure it wasn't him flirting with you? 'Cuz I'm not so sure myself.
Yeah? What kinda problem? This somethin' I know about?
[He sobers a little, relaxing against the couch and watching William. Maybe they should be having drinks . . . ]
—You want a beer?
[He sobers a little, relaxing against the couch and watching William. Maybe they should be having drinks . . . ]
—You want a beer?
[He gets up and heads for the fridge, calling out behind him:]
Hey, if you wanna talk about it, it's cool! I won't freak out, I promise! I mean . . . I wanted you to come over for that kinda thing . . . 'cuz there's stuff like that that we haven't talked about.
Hey, if you wanna talk about it, it's cool! I won't freak out, I promise! I mean . . . I wanted you to come over for that kinda thing . . . 'cuz there's stuff like that that we haven't talked about.
This sounds kinda serious . . .
[He comes back around the back of the couch from the kitchen, setting an open Asahi down in front of William, then flopping back down next to him, beer in hand.]
[He comes back around the back of the couch from the kitchen, setting an open Asahi down in front of William, then flopping back down next to him, beer in hand.]
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